– Let me ask you something. I got a bottle of champagne as a prize. It was sent to me from Paris. I got honourable mention, you know, for a little documentary I did on leukemia and, uh, you want some champagne?
– I never say no to champagne or caviar.
– OK. That’s perfect. I have no caviar of course. I have oat bran which is better for your heart.
Charles Chaplin’s The Kid (1921) and Jean-Luc Godard’s La Chinoise (1967) in Woody Allen’s Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989).
More: Crimes and Misdemeanors (I).